Indian Constitution = Shit. Eat it bitches!! Go and fuck yourself even if you’re organizing/taking part in a peaceful demonstration, a right which is guaranteed to you under the Constitution of India and is protected by Court of Law. For all Digvijay cares about is that his party is in power and they can do whatever the fuck they want to do, when they want to do and whichever way they want to do it. Doesn’t really matter if the venue is Ramlila Maidan and there are some 1000 cameras rolling. Now that’s one tough badass. “You want to Fuck with me, Huh?” Saale jaanta nahi meri Maa Kaun hai? – Sonia Gandhi. Guys, I’m impressed.
Kalmadi is Innocent. Screw them if CBI had found incriminating evidence. Fuck Kalmadi’s aide if he has testified against Kalmadi. Don’t believe your eyes if Kalmadi was spotted jogging at India gate in nothing but undies strewn together with 500$ bills. If you’re Digvijay Singh, you’ll feel sorry for Kalmadi.
Five Star Satyagraha. Ramdev, you fucking son of a bitch, how dare you charge money for teaching Yoga?? That too 50000 for front row seats!! And what’s up with the holier than thou attitude, huh? What kind of fast are you on if you’re travelling in Jet planes and avail all sort of 5 star services? That’s not me speaking, it’s our beloved Diggy Singh.
Lokpal Bill. June 12th – “PM, Judiciary, NGO’s, Industries, Brothels, Eunuchs etc etc must all be under Lokpal’s ambit”. June 13th – “What? Did I say that yesterday? Seriously? Holy Fuck, I never meant it like that. I must have overdosed on Cocaine. Sorry Fellas, PM must not be under Lokpal’s ambit. It’s Mummy ji’s call. I’ll go with her decision.”
Move over Manmohan Singh whores! Get a life you losers. Rahul Gandhi is the next guy. He’s young, handsome, eats with Dalits, sleeps in their houses and regularly takes his sex hormones pills from Italy twice a day (without his mother having to run after him for taking the same!!, now that’s what I call responsibility). What else do you need in a Prime Minister?
Osamaji. Now this is what I call tongue in cheek. This guy actually called Osama Bin Laden as “Osamaji”after his killing near Abbottabad. Probably mistook Osama for Obamaji. And hey, doesn’t really matter if this guy killed thousands in 9/11, according to Singh, atleast he deserved to be cremated with the state fan fare, a salute from 21 canons, Padre and all.
Who killed Hemant Karkare?? Ohhhh and you were thinking Pakistani terrorists killed Karkare?? Sir you’re a fucking moron if you believe the tapes that showed Kasab mercilessly gunning down people. Burn all the evidence CBI and the police produced in the courts. Everything is fabrifacted. As per Diggy, it was Hindu hardliners who were threatening Hemant Karkare’s life. There are non-existent phone records that clearly capture Karkare talking to Digvijay about how people are threatening his and his family’s well being for being involved in Malegaon blast case investigations. Surprisingly Kavita, the wife of Karkare has given a statement in media that their family never knew Singh and his husband never called up any such guy. Obviously she’s lying, right?
Few things can surpass the awesomeness of Digvijay Singh. If there is one guy present on this earth who can generate more controversy than Lady Gaga and Hitler put together, it’s our own beloved DS. If you’re suffering from Alzheimer’s or are paranoid in general and want proof of Why Mr. Singh is God’s gift to the human race, this article will do you a world of good.
Indian Constitution = Shit. Eat it bitches!! Go and fuck yourself even if you’re organizing/taking part in a peaceful demonstration, a right which is guaranteed to you under the Constitution of India and is protected by Court of Law. For all Digvijay cares about is that his party is in power and they can do whatever the fuck they want to do, when they want to do and whichever way they want to do it. Doesn’t really matter if the venue is Ramlila Maidan and there are some 1000 cameras rolling. Now that’s one tough badass. “You want to Fuck with me, Huh?” Saale jaanta nahi meri Maa Kaun hai? – Sonia Gandhi. Guys, I’m impressed.
Kalmadi is Innocent. Screw them if CBI had found incriminating evidence. Fuck Kalmadi’s aide if he has testified against Kalmadi. Don’t believe your eyes if Kalmadi was spotted jogging at India gate in nothing but undies strewn together with 500$ bills. If you’re Digvijay Singh, you’ll feel sorry for Kalmadi.
Five Star Satyagraha. Ramdev, you fucking son of a bitch, how dare you charge money for teaching Yoga?? That too 50000 for front row seats!! And what’s up with the holier than thou attitude, huh? What kind of fast are you on if you’re travelling in Jet planes and avail all sort of 5 star services? That’s not me speaking, it’s our beloved Diggy Singh.
Lokpal Bill. June 12th – “PM, Judiciary, NGO’s, Industries, Brothels, Eunuchs etc etc must all be under Lokpal’s ambit”. June 13th – “What? Did I say that yesterday? Seriously? Holy Fuck, I never meant it like that. I must have overdosed on Cocaine. Sorry Fellas, PM must not be under Lokpal’s ambit. It’s Mummy ji’s call. I’ll go with her decision.”
Move over Manmohan Singh whores! Get a life you losers. Rahul Gandhi is the next guy. He’s young, handsome, eats with Dalits, sleeps in their houses and regularly takes his sex hormones pills from Italy twice a day (without his mother having to run after him for taking the same!!, now that’s what I call responsibility). What else do you need in a Prime Minister?
Osamaji. Now this is what I call tongue in cheek. This guy actually called Osama Bin Laden as “Osamaji”after his killing near Abbottabad. Probably mistook Osama for Obamaji. And hey, doesn’t really matter if this guy killed thousands in 9/11, according to Singh, atleast he deserved to be cremated with the state fan fare, a salute from 21 canons, Padre and all.
Who killed Hemant Karkare?? Ohhhh and you were thinking Pakistani terrorists killed Karkare?? Sir you’re a fucking moron if you believe the tapes that showed Kasab mercilessly gunning down people. Burn all the evidence CBI and the police produced in the courts. Everything is fabrifacted. As per Diggy, it was Hindu hardliners who were threatening Hemant Karkare’s life. There are non-existent phone records that clearly capture Karkare talking to Digvijay about how people are threatening his and his family’s well being for being involved in Malegaon blast case investigations. Surprisingly Kavita, the wife of Karkare has given a statement in media that their family never knew Singh and his husband never called up any such guy. Obviously she’s lying, right?
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